(The remaining parts can be found here.)
Stella Shorts: Turkey Hunting (You might recognize that some of this was later used in the TV series.)
We can’t move… We’re in a tableau.– Michael Showalter, Stella
gynecologistcobra: All I’m saying is that tonight,...
gordonshumway: The State: “Doug & Dad” Dad: Doug, your mother and I think you’re on drugs. Doug: Drugs? Hey, I’m Doug, man, not Bob Dylan. Dad: Doug, do you even know who Bob Dylan is? Doug: No. But I know he died of drugs. Dad: Doug, Bob Dylan’s alive and well. I produced his last three albums. Doug: Oh, you mean Uncle Robert?
I think it’s cute that Canada has a baseball team.– @michaelianblack